PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.